Clean Money / Dirty Hoes
Oxblood, goldThe Clean Money Polo
“Clean Money / Dirty Hoes”
$118
Old money keeps two ledgers — the one the accountant sees and the one the club agreed to never mention. "Clean Money / Dirty Hoes" is the quiet thesis of every man who summers somewhere with a crest and winters somewhere with a settlement. Stitched as a split gold crest on oxblood pima, it's the most honest thing in the grill room and the only thing nobody will say out loud. Submitted by a Founding Father. Numbered Vault release.
Size
The Construction
- Peruvian pima cotton, 280gsm
- Split ornamental gold crest
- Numbered Vault release
- Mother-of-pearl buttons
- Tailored fit
Colorway
Oxblood, gold
Placement
Split gold crest, left chest
The concept image prompt▾
Hyper-real luxury commercial product photography in the style of Peter Millar and Greyson Clothiers golf campaigns. Golden-hour light, shallow depth of field, 85mm, rich cinematic grade, deep forest greens and warm creams, fine film grain, ultra-detailed fabric texture. A small gold-thread embroidered crest of TWO ROBINS in elegant profile, one subtly looking the other way. An oxblood premium pima golf polo with a split ornamental gold crest reading "CLEAN MONEY / DIRTY HOES" and two robins on the left chest, shot in a dark wood-paneled members' room, single dramatic light. Ironic old-money luxury.



